Deep Thoughts are my fave ;)

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lzcd(Re: cookies) In life, one discovers a sort of person that, when about to be murdered in a rather slow, painful and quite disgusting manner by a raving launatic, is likely to ask "Excuse me. Do you like Carob?".
<KM>Hire pixel gnomes to look at all the images.
<AgentM> crazyinsomniac: ...just four painted, dancing homosexuals?
<Sherlock> i spotted this in Ovid's latest node: Don't reuse bad code...how does the saying go..."Don't polish a turd" ;)

And from MeowChow homenode,

Overheard in the CB shortly after a conversation between crazyinsomniac and myself, regarding the finer points of various digestive waste-products:

<malaga> msg/crazyinsomniac when i chomp it, it hangs - i'm doing it wrong i'm sure - i'll go try it again
Tyke hopes that malaga's comment to crazyinsomniac has nothing to do with the excrement conversation

Dominus as always -- http://perl.plover.com/Questions4.html

Also, I once said:

• Now that's some goood feedass (ass back it's all good) %')
• I got pointy ones (^)(^)
• Wow, that must be like an entire metric assload. ** props to redmist for unit of measurement.
• Have a quart of cgi-gin %-)

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  o      "Brussel sprouts are the devils gonads"

barrd

There are tons more, but i'll be damned if i can dig'em up (good thread btw, I like AMMO ;D).

MJD says you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6x+5.8x. I take requests. ** The Third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.