On the first day, vroom awoke from a stupor of Perl code and decided that it needed to be. So he went and thought.

And on the second day, vroom contact the Everything Company, and thus PerlMonks was born.

foreach $day (2 .. 5) { vroom->rest } # being a **perl** hacker and al
+l
[download]

Now vroom sits on his perch and dispenses sainthood through moderation and random chance.

Alakaboo
I am the lurker that spams in the night.

(DISCLAIMER: I don't know vroom, and I doubt this is accurate, or even humorous, so take it with a bushel of salt. :)