Remember those little "career tests" we took back in school? The ones that had a bunch of questions that were supposed to match us up with a certain career? Like this one:

Do you enjoy writing three lines of declaring classes, five more for adding attribute data, and four lines of other supporting code, all of which could have been implemented in a one-line function call?

The people who checked "yes" to that became Java programers.

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I wanted to explore how Perl's closures can be manipulated, and ended up creating an object system by accident.
-- Schemer

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