Modest Payday's Suck...

First attempt at a perl poem and free verse at that...don't judge me too harshly.. lol ------------------------------------------------------------

if($payday eq $today)
{
    goto JOB;
}

    JOB:

    if($your_check < $bosses_check)
    {
        $your_check ~=s/$your_check/$bosses_check/gis;
        next JOB if caught();
    }
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20030406 Edit by Corion: Added code tags

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Re: Modest Payday's Suck... by cored (Scribe) on Apr 06, 2003 at 18:17 UTC
I think you can register to the perl monstary to get points :) this poem is very funny, i like it :D	[reply]
Re: Re: Modest Payday's Suck... by Anonymous Monk on Apr 06, 2003 at 23:54 UTC
What can I do with points?	[reply]
Re^3: Modest Payday's Suck... (uses for xp) by Aristotle (Chancellor) on Apr 07, 2003 at 08:33 UTC
Write long essays about their meaning to get more points. Err, wait.. Makeshifts last the longest.	[reply]
Re: Modest Payday's Suck... by Anonymous Monk on Apr 11, 2003 at 00:46 UTC
I plan on it. Just haven't quite found the time to register, regardless of the fact that someone else will probably claim this, but eh...it was momentary amusement :-)	[reply]