I apologize in advance for this. (; 

There once was a Perl Monk named Gertie
Using -T her data was dirty
	She said, "Damn unclean bits!"
	"Here's a regex that fits!"
And now her code compiles quite purty

-Matt

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RE: Dirty Limerick
by clintp (Curate) on Aug 03, 2000 at 07:43 UTC
    Said a dandy young coder in C,
    "how easy web programming will be!"
    He used gets();
    his stack was a mess!
    Now he's h4x0r3d through TCP
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      The last line would have the right number of syllables if you changed TCP to 'tcpd'. :)
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        Or, since the prounciation of "h4X0r3d" is "hacked", maybe toss in a 'been' before the l337 part of the last line.

        Is that right about the pronunciation?
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RE: Dirty Limerick
by Ignorance (Monk) on Aug 03, 2000 at 17:12 UTC
    The first step in overcoming your addiction is admitting that you have a problem...

    That one hurt my brain, and I voted it up!
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