With appologies to native Japanese speakers, my martial art was Heihou¹, with heavy emphasis on:

• Taipinguou²
• Hausukuriininguou³
• Bunretsukoushinou⁴
• Raifuruou⁵
• Keikiou⁶
• Gureneedoou⁷
• Guchiruou⁸

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¹Art of War
²Art of Typing
³Art of Housecleaning
⁴Art of Marching in File
⁵Way of the Rifle
⁶Way of the Machine Gun
⁷Way of the Grenade
⁸Art of Complaining

P.S. I was an Administrative Specialist (MOS 71L) -- think Radar from M*A*S*H -- in the United States Army, where we're all infantrymen first...