in reply to Sending STDERR to a filehandle

I don't know. It works for me:

$ perl -e 'open ERROR, "perl -le\"print q/stdout/; print STDERR q/stde +rr/\" 2>&1 1>/dev/null|"; while (<ERROR>) { print }' stderr

Are you positive that the program is sending its errors to stderr?

-sauoq
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