Well, since Toshirô Mifune is dead (and looks nothing like me), i'll have to pick Edward Norton. Then again, i have been asked on occasion if i was that Jeff Anderson ... i am not. :)

UPDATE: doh! shotgunefx beat me to the punch ... i'll settle for John Cusack.

jeffa

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(the triplet paradiddle with high-hat)