Hi brothers and systers!
This is my first experience in Perl Poetry. I don't know, is it successful of not. But I hope that it's nice even just a little :-)

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;
use Date;

use constant AGE_LOW => 20;
use constant AGE_HEIGHT => 30;
use constant DELAY => 30;
use constant SAFE => 1;

my $success;

my $me = Me->new(is_married => 0);

my $girls = Girls->new(haire => 'brown-haired', eyes => 'brown', heigh
+t => 'medium', 
                        body => 'slim', temper => 'sweet' );
my $dt = Date->new();

while(my $girl = $girls->next) {
    if($dt->between(AGE_LOW, AGE_HEIGHT, $girl->age) && !$girl->is_mar
+ried) {
        $success = $girl->invite2date(with => $me, in => 'my home');
        next unless $success;
        $me->clean_home;
        $me->make_dinner('romantic');
        $me->wait_for($girl->time_of_date + DELAY);
        next if $me->end_of_timeout();
        $girl->eat_and_drink(with => $me);
        $success = $me->try_to_kiss($girl);
        next unless $success;
        unless(SAFE) {
            no strict;
            $me->make_sex(with => $girl, safe => 'no'    );
            sleep(23328000);
            $girl->give_baby($me);
        } else { $me->make_sex(with => $girl) }
        if($me->in_love_with($girl)) {
                    $me->get_married(with => $girl); 
                    last;
                }
    }
}

$me->go2pub() unless $me->is_married;
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