Here is a beer box... I couldn't be creative enough to make it into a more interesting shape. Someone else is welcome to do so though. :)

This prints out the 99 bottles of beer thing, and it is pretty complicated... :)

Runs under use strict and use warnings. Enjoy!

#!/usr/bin/perl
$a=100;while(--$a>1){p($a,pack('c*',0x62,0x6F,0x74,0x74,0x6C,0x65,0x73
+),
w(0x18B),w(0x9717),w(0x193),w(0x35A4),w(0x62EFF),chr(0x2C));sub l{prin
+t(
pack("c",0xA))};p($a,pack('c*',0x62,0x6F,0x74,0x74,0x6C,0x65,0x73),w(#
+##
0x18B),w(0x9717),chr(0x2C));p(ucfirst(w(0x560E6)),w(0x290C),w(0x13C9F)
+.#
chr(0x2C),w(0x44F24),w(0xFD),join('',w(0x486),w(0x38E3)),chr(0x2C));su
+b#
p{print(join(pack("c",0x20),@_[0..($#_-1)]).$_[-1].pack("c",0xA))};p($
+a-
1,($a-1)==1?chr(0x62).chr(0x6F).chr(0x74).chr(0x74).chr(0x6C).chr(0x65
+):
pack('c*',0x62,0x6F,0x74,0x74,0x6C,0x65,0x73),w(0x18B),w(0x9717),w(0x1
+93
),w(0x35A4),w(0x62EFF),chr(0x2E));&l;}{my%q;sub w{($q{$_[0]})&&(return
+##
$q{$_[0]});my$b=$_[0];$_=chr(97);while($b-->0){$_++;}return$q{$_[0]}=$
+_;
}}p(1,chr(0x62).chr(0x6F).chr(0x74).chr(0x74).chr(0x6C).chr(0x65),w(##
+##
0x18B),w(0x9717),w(0x193),w(0x35A4),w(0x62EFF),chr(0x2C));p(1,chr(0x62
+).
chr(0x6F).chr(0x74).chr(0x74).chr(0x6C).chr(0x65),w(0x18B),w(0x9717),c
+hr
(0x2C));p(ucfirst(w(0x560E6)),w(0x290C),w(0x13C9F).chr(0x2C),w(0x44F24
+),
w(0xFD),join('',w(0x486),w(0x38E3)),chr(0x2C));p(ucfirst(w(0x17A)),w(#
+##
0x3A5FC),pack('c*',0x62,0x6F,0x74,0x74,0x6C,0x65,0x73),w(0x18B),w(####
+##
0x9717),w(0x193),w(0x35A4),w(0x62EFF),chr(0x2E));#####################
+##
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