Ouch! I just got a blister on my mousewheel finger. In the future, either try to reduce the script by hacking away the more trivial stuff and replacing it with pseudocode (best solution) or use the <readmore> tags. You can readmore about the readmore tags by clicking reading the Writeup Formatting Tips after you hit "preview."

My advice will increase your odds of getting some helpful advice around here.

$PM = "Perl Monk's";
$MCF = "Most Clueless Friar Abbot Bishop Pontiff";
$nysus = $PM . $MCF;
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