perl -ne "print;" runme.bat

worked for me. I just don't think globbing works at all. *.* didn't work either. Who knows. In my own limited experience, except for doing basic stuff like running perl script directly, cmd.exe is about useless for Perl. It's just too much of a pain to figure out all the little quoting quirks.

$PM = "Perl Monk's";
$MCF = "Most Clueless Friar Abbot Bishop Pontiff";
$nysus = $PM . $MCF;
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