in reply to using modules with 'no warnings' in perl 5.005

I would take the following approach, faking a "warnings.pm" without creating a file like that :

  eval "use warnings;";
  if ($@) {
    eval q{
      package warnings;
      sub import {};
      sub unimport {};
    };
  };

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You could try to also do some funky stuff with $^W, but as warnings is a lexical pragma, it's best not to go there :-) 
perl -MHTTP::Daemon -MHTTP::Response -MLWP::Simple -e ' ;    # The  
$d = new HTTP::Daemon and fork and getprint $d->url and exit;#spider
($c = $d->accept())->get_request(); $c->send_response( new   #in the
HTTP::Response(200,$_,$_,qq(Just another Perl hacker\n))); ' #  web

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