Agh! I showed a friend how to use this module when just trying to display database results day and he thought it was darned nifty and suggested I post it somewhere. When I went to copy and paste, I seem to have used an old version (was wondering why I had to remove code for shifting). Ah well, thanks for pointing this out to me. :)

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