She was pleasant, very easy on the eyes, and quite friendly... until the horns would magically appear from her forehead. Please help me in sending good luck to the fellow that ended up with her, I know he would welcome it at times.
I wondered why there was no 'ex-spouse' option too. But discretion is the better part of valour .. so I'll keep my bloody mouth shut about my ex-wife and my current (and last!) wife's ex. Ahem. :)