Not to pollute this thread with no-relation-to-Perl-whatsoever humor, but...

So the jumper cables walk into the bar.   After giving a long hard stare, the bartender says... "Well, I guess I'll serve you, but just don't start anything, ya hear?"

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So the slice of bread walks into the bar and orders a beer.   The bartender replies "Sorry pal, we don't serve food."

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So the perlmonk walks into the bar and starts telling the "string walks into the bar" joke, but comes to his senses in time to quit while he's behind.   {grin}

  cheers,
  ybiC

  striving toward Perl Adept
  (it's pronounced "why-bick")

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