Sittin' at my cubicle with a headache,
So I got the camel book out for help.
Picked up the telephone then dialed the seven digits, said.
Yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?
I arrived at the meeting, knocked on the door.
Not having no idea of what the day had in store.
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warnings.
I have an appetite for Perl 'cause me so nerdy.

Oh, so nerdy... Ohh, so so nerdy... Ohh, so nerdy.
Me program long time.
Oh, so nerdy... Ohh, so so nerdy... Ohh, so nerdy.
Me program long time

Girls always ask me why I program so much
they say what's wrong dingy dog with the queen mutt?
'Cause you're the one and you shouldn't be mad.
I won't tell your momma if you don't tell your dad.
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warnings.
My appetite's for Perl, 'cause me so nerdy.

Oh, so nerdy... Ohh, so so nerdy... Ohh, so nerdy.
Me program long time.
Oh, so nerdy... Ohh, so so nerdy... Ohh, so nerdy.
Me program long time

You can say I'm desperate. Even call my code perverted,
but you'll say I'm a dog if I leave you deserted.
I'll get the job done just like it's a game.
I'll be blowin' your mind while you're blowing my brain.
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Frickin' Pie.
I'll use Perl, and make 'em cry.
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warnings.
I have an appetite for Perl 'cause me so nerdy.