You didn't mention how you might record the sound bites. As a suggestion, check out Festival/MBROLA. I use it to convert my weather data to a .WAV and .MP3 file, so that it may be played out over an Amateur Radio transciever on request.
If you'd like to hear the current weather, click
here for a .WAV file (about 580K), or
here for a .MP3 file (about 170K). And finally,
here is a link to a page that will let you type in your own phrases and return them as a .WAV file.
And
this is a link the Festival/MBROLA software.
--Chris
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