in reply to Perl and sewing

All those proposed solutions look interesting, but I thought I'd offer up my own, possibly unique, solution. Marry a fantastic woman who just happens to be a senior designer for Hollister and have her do it. Sure, the API is undocumented, propietary and tricksie. Once you've figured all that out though, it's a snap!

Already married? Poor planning, my friend... poor, poor planning! :)