in reply to (TIMTOWTDI / Golf / Obfu) Airplanes in class

Why not do away with the loop:

perl -e "print 'I will not throw paper airplanes in class.'x500"
perl -MHTTP::Daemon -MHTTP::Response -MLWP::Simple -e ' ; # The $d = new HTTP::Daemon and fork and getprint $d->url and exit;#spider ($c = $d->accept())->get_request(); $c->send_response( new #in the HTTP::Response(200,$_,$_,qq(Just another Perl hacker\n))); ' # web