in reply to What do you use Perl for and Why?

I use Perl as an outlet for my creative urges. It seems like many languages seek to strip the humanity from the code. Perl, on the other hand, encourages individualism. It puts us back into the equation. When I program in Perl, I feel like I am having dinner with an old friend, who is overjoyed to see me again. I feel accepted, as I sip the red wine.