Well, it's been days since the last obfu was posted, and the one I'm working on isn't ready yet (taking a little longer than expected...), so meanwhile here's a little JAPH. Think of it as an apetizer to hold you over until my real obfu is ready...

#!/usr/bin/perl
@;=map{++$$_}split//,"csbvpbnkdwqnvglnhvpklprwybicortxipbdueuspgvnbofp
+xgvttsasqx
gackuwwfxaijuvjlidgjriltajfxpcwhsdfxgojdqviljuixxdccujscxdskudkdierpqh
+lqhiiicpdr
waxtekipqtwbhqoqdjcxpxvscxxfpkwajdimcbtxssihepklcdakjqcaxrqvnpbgwaguil
+gkbbuldvqn
glaqvprdakljbgpvrvshvqhavpcadwhnwoijniphitndcbtanwvaxpbpholdigpgbfkipn
+pvnuhwafgg
qdcnppochndqovohkbghukvpogjcebdhpsbhbvabcjtgrqfmmvkkwkgbihhtplaxqcdgws
+luvskidosq
gx              qtfphccdf        ddibgpna            ccvfvitw   vwjbgt
+cfgj   boc
bpp   ikxiq   hjpyxjejoq    xp    podcuui   ghajvwx   vrlqlgx   qlwweh
+elfg   ivo
ejbtnbxxnah   hgikkabtv    ouat    catptj   vrtnlqlg   llvefb   tnqvig
+hodw   sjc
wbogdkjthqu   spmbclivd   gwkjqp   vtsdpe   lqjbwaoog   jvked   gihcaq
+pkuk   kho
okbilaxjqat   hljluqxx    jlqdns    ttkea   ndauaxttgo   ditq   jdutvj
+jxbj   ubb
qxocdsncnvt   xoqddclv   fduhtxqj   qjbcp   ivoxxowvkch   jkx   fpkkxo
+swpg   wbl
ifuvpssbuik   npqviqq    ipygbhsi    xgds   lflxvkrbqa   wmfv   hjsblv
+pgvm   npi
cwdfooehhua   kupfvno   qllqidfblh   dwit   hwqgubakd   lsovh   viilgw
+iqdq   wlx
elnpdfhkkkd   lkipswi   atqkjfgbtl   hddd   lbojpukw   uvcvhv   dgjnpn
+mvxk   dwg
gtfaldblvwj   ncotpqx   ydinrhupsq   pfnv   vunswwj   xcbothu   dgrjwh
+jtbu   pek
bxiwcbpcuuy   adovojo                viig            ugocwuon         
+       big
nkgcwltaqrr   mnbfhdk   hxidgbwwpc   huxh   bucbepctuuseibqlu   hqxowd
+jccq   qvi
olqxhatxajb   hidkpun   gjqtdgdwkg   ploa   iiacipijrbahkvqxh   woyolv
+xodg   tic
amehmhwktxx   aqlbxlc   qucqgrfpbi   cmsb   lqovtqvdaovwqhoic   hvxgua
+xcbw   ivc
pnyfdnuenmk   nbvutoo   avldbjrlcx   nxnm   kksbkwhpjshixlqwc   jfdfmn
+htsw   ulq
odhlctjxnkd   kpgxtjh   dohbcuxxtm   dxjd   blvxjxlwcdjsgtbxu   wmgthu
+dckb   bxn
snfkkfmpscq   uvdahbq   kwktlbpbsp   gtqh   cwcaggpbggorhecqp   rakcog
+fxan   owj
olawndmnthi   assutxs   wbxwocpgwt   upxc   qdcxumvnxfjnlxdqc   sbikox
+smcu   irq
mvbdxxwugod   cglttil   hvpblsbjgt   gskc   isnqvnjccocjlhqul   dgivxn
+spnw   daw
vf   plbqwe   idwcxho   hgwwwdhkcs   ytuq   hktalhoqxuijjohib   utucnx
+qiaa   ovf
nh   pkrciv   vtjdnsn   fxwqefcjbw   ikkr   vrjxsbhgcmjecibwp   vlfnhj
+ldpw   atq
ml   piullv   bowwlwo   afbynqfheb   xoip   rudfbhqfpdwcgvtnx   uljgrj
+wkig   utx
wjf   gkup    pfbggjx   tipkxaudhi   tqwj   ibahsunxiqmtricip   tqgsxi
+ujtn   xwd
bjg    bp    uqtkxkuc   hplvjhgffc   vnvj   kjcdtkkqhckoucqhx   qgiebl
+bwxs   gbc
lbpx        gxdooxjwb   npxnupsthc   vtoc   qpokkfwlqolppbahd   nucpsm
+mkow   itl
ooilxw     jlholopvfq   lqhlhgtqfh   duci   ikdejcuemoeslnvkt   okliwk
+tvqt   lij
cbwwbjtbssnpsgxorwuvhuvsdlliljdophbfnhlktapnhvvgxjwtiuruuugicuopcvgslf
+xoqvodbtcg
jajdxglkvshlftovxdgubwqwnsuhhioigtcuuggaltpwfdfdtoqtcmuhnfoabhudlaqkdf
+iioklvfvug
jogjyklolglhiqfmbpbixnsdocovxgoptbawlimxiqhvducavupipsdcplmgalubgjgjch
+sxhibudbno
ucjjhvwankhksndpewxxcfguctrbdukdfiorlldlkxlsieqiqqbnbistwjkgxjhjohiafb
+ipopptdkcj
bjkkcdgvwepdmfkvggktcpqobjqaqtlpsvuljjijsqgfcl";sub ::{print@_};sub _{
+my($a,$b);
for(map{pop@;}1..8){$b+=$_*$^F**$a++;}$b%256}push @,,&_ while@;;
@;='a'..'z',map{chr$_}@,,:: map{chr$$_}@;;print;
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$;=sub{$/};@;=map{my($a,$b)=($_,$;);$;=sub{$a.$b->()}}
split//,".rekcah lreP rehtona tsuJ";$\=$ ;->();print$/
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