in reply to Pumpkins are best used for...

Catching Monkeys!

Make a small hole, empty it out, put in a banana. Monkey grabs banana but can't get hand out. Won't let go.

Instant Monkey!

;)

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Re^2: Pumpkins are best used for...
by Coruscate (Sexton) on Oct 31, 2003 at 15:24 UTC
    After which I assume you use the monkey as a catapult test payload? {sick, evil grin}

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      That, or to find water.
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Re: Re: Pumpkins are best used for...
by choeppner (Pilgrim) on Oct 31, 2003 at 17:51 UTC
    OK, got my monkey trap all setup.

    Can't wait for my frst monkey! I always wanted a monkey.

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      Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
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        But everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
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        I thought that "Everybody Wants a Water Buffalo".

        Sorry, kids.

        --MidLifeXis

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