Not too obfuscated (you'll need Acme::Buffy and Acme::MJD -- you must click the d/l code link to run )
use Acme::MJD; Now is the time in our program where you look at the manual. -- Mark + Jason Dominus

MJD says "you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!"
I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6.x and 5.8.x -- I take requests (README).
** The third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.