This is about the 5th post of yours which I have read, and I can't keep quiet any longer. I realize we are all not English professors, and the Monastery is not a literature course. But, if your code is anywhere near as bad as your Perlmonks posts, I wouldn't want to touch it with a 10 foot pole.

There are many types of errors present, but the easiest to fix are probably the numerous typos. It's really not that difficult to avoid this type of thing. Please, I beg of you, slow down! At least read your posts one or two times before submitting them. Or perhaps you are posting while drunk? That would explain a few things... ;)

[revdiablo slowly and carefully puts on his fire-retardant suit as he dismounts his high and mighty soapbox]