How about a moderation system, wherein if your nodes aren't clear enough to suit us we downvote you until you have to look up to see the ground? Would that be draconian enough for you? If not, we could offer to send someone over to beat you with a stick in brotherly kindness...

$;=sub{$/};@;=map{my($a,$b)=($_,$;);$;=sub{$a.$b->()}}
split//,".rekcah lreP rehtona tsuJ";$\=$ ;->();print$/
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