I've actually done quite a bit of HTTP/CGI programming, but not much with redirects. I've read Network Programming with Perl (Stein), Writing CGI Applications with Perl, and CGI Programming with Perl (among other non-CGI Perl books), so I'm not a beginner. Granted, I might be experiencing a brain fart, but that's no excuse for your poor manners.

Next time you want to be a jerk, don't post anonymously, you coward.