So you know no perl at all?
Start with perlintro, Tutorials (especially How to RTFM, as it tells you where to find docs ...),
perlcheat,
perlmodlib....
If you want to know what perlmonks is all about, read the
PerlMonks FAQ.
Since this website is about learning, if the above reading material doesn't help you, try
http://perlguru.com,
as they have a section where you can ask people to write programs for you.
Cheers,
John Monk Anonymous