Perhaps even this:

if ($NODE->{title} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/ or
    $NODE->{content} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/) {
  print "Your name has been appended to the enormous",
    " list of people who dislike the implementation",
    " of the Voting/Experience System. Perhaps one day",
    " the whole thing will be discarded as a horrible",
    " failure.";
}
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