Some thoughts on the same theme:

sub at_work {
    if ($work > $usual) {
        order(pizza);
    }
    else {
        go_home(relax);
    }
}
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For some of us

sub at_work
{
    $work < $usual ? go_home(relax) : order(pizza);
}
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