Except they're leaving St Ives, as the story goes. You're the only one going to St Ives. That's how you meet them on the way. Perhaps change the last line to:

print $how_many > 0;
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and make it a little obfu for the half asleep :)

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cLive ;-)

Update: LoL - no, but it's still should be one and not zero (IMHO :)

print $how_many >= 0;
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