in reply to padding/substr quirk

Operator precedence:
Your expression gets parsed as

("0" . localtime->mon()) + 1

which evaluates to "1". Putting parentheses around the expressions helps :

'0' . (localtime->mon +1)
perl -MHTTP::Daemon -MHTTP::Response -MLWP::Simple -e ' ; # The $d = new HTTP::Daemon and fork and getprint $d->url and exit;#spider ($c = $d->accept())->get_request(); $c->send_response( new #in the HTTP::Response(200,$_,$_,qq(Just another Perl hacker\n))); ' # web