in reply to illegal division by zero

Perl's error messages are often very self explanatory, like in this case
E:\>perl print 1/0; Illegal division by zero at - line 1. E:\>
You cannot divide numbers by 0 (or perl cannot natively). You should either ensure you're not dividing by zero, or use eval{} to trap any exceptions.

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