There was also an "In Perl" category with this Dishonorable Mention:

   $my_args = shift;
   system("gcc $my_args");
   print "I prefer C\n";
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See http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Perl/Haiku/InPerl.

Update: I'm not saying that I agree with the sentiment here. I can't code C to save my life... Well maybe to save my life, but never voluntarily.