When you try to code Perl like Java, yes, you run into the problems you mention. But i never try to code Perl like Java ... that's why we got Java! ;)

Personally, i think that Perl's OO IS kinda awful, but it works great for me and my small team that uses it. My friend who codes Java with a large Java team still has nightmares to deal with, everyday day. Is that Java's fault? I don't think so ... i think the people with whom you work matter more than the tool you choose. And, generally speaking of course, if you work with some not-so-talented people, then maybe your team should be using Java instead of Perl. ;)

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(the triplet paradiddle with high-hat)