Esteemed Perloholics Anonymous, things are getting alarming here:

I must admit that this is not a totally unexpected result. Yes, WE HAD some clues at the monastery

Found 50 nodes where title contains "vine"
Found 13 nodes where title contains "whisky" or "whiskey"
Found 13 nodes where title contains "vodka"
Found 11 nodes where title contains "alcohol"
Found 26 nodes roughly where any text contains all of "how", "to", "ma
+ke", "beer"
Found 5 nodes with: "Tk problem: keep sober"

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And not even mention about how easy is to find people talking about "hash" here!, but things can get worse and here is the proof!

search: monk 

Duplicates Found
Multiple nodes named "monk" were drunk

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mul-ti-ple no-des, shame on you perlmonks!

What's happening here?

In reply to Drunk at the monastery by pvaldes

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