There I sat, my output muddled.
My Perl was lame, and I, befuddled.
My custom sort was sorting not
as it should have, the little snot.
A newline curse, my csv.
That last blank line was taunting me
with warnings, copious and crass.
Uninitialized, MY A$$ !!!
Then Context reared its ugly head
to keep me from my nice warm bed.
Those Operators laughed, connived,
while in my skull the neurons writhed.
A last resort, ere I did slip
into derangement's frightful grip,
I logged in here, and "HELP", did say.
The Monks rode in to save the day !
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