How do you parse XML?

Prologue

I come across this shaggy thing XML is some month ago. I was impressed by the TIMTOWTDI learning path to choose between. I've eard many different answers to my questions from many respectable monks here. I followed many false (to me) path before choosing a way to get rid of it. I'll very like to know your preferred tool to shave XML before eating it.
Humorism is welcome, but if you can, please argoument your vote somehow: I think this can result in an interesting thread.

• regular expressions
• new shiny regexes and rules offered by Perl 6
• XML::Simple
• by looking at it on my monitor
• XML::Smart
• I print it and I read it in spare time
• XML::Trivial
• if god sent XML to me, I must be a sinner: I read the (specify your holy book) before
• XML::Rules
• first I convert it in (please specify) and then I parse it
• XML::LibXML
• XML::XSH2
• I hire someone to do it (please contact me)
• XML::Twig
• task is impossible: look for new job
• other CPAN module (please specify)
• my custom module (please share)
• XML::Parser
• I write a brand new language to do the task (please logout now)
• on the server where I play as human XML is forbidden
• what is XML?
• I speak XML natively
• HTML::TreeBuilder
• I write a new grammar for Perl 6
• XML::TreeBuilder
• other way (please specify)