Trying to step my game up and brake my bad habit of putting cyphered text in an array every obfu. Enjoy my ASCII modern art and the Easter eggs.

WARNING:This program is resource heavy!!!

Built with v5.16.3 

        no warnings;no strict;           while(perl_is_not_dead){     
+           goto ghs;sub jerry{v3}gns:$ b=~s/^.{3}//;our
     @change=((9,65),23);$ feld       =gn::n;package gn 4.242{sub n{sr
+and          $ VERSION}package queen;
    sub boxxy{pop @change and $       boxxy="love, light, joy, and hap
+pyness"}}        ;goto g.n.S;ghs:sub dx{$i=2e-2
  ;@a=queen'boxxy;$i+=1while$a[0]=~s[(?#\x89\x90*{,23}).(?#%?\x59)+?(\
+W{1})][];@a          ,$i}sub q{&^>=9*&^+$^%$^^}
  package split{sub b{@change[eof fileno     *STACKFRAME],@change}}$ b
+=~q((?{$b=substr         lc$~,0,-2,}));goto gns;gnS:;sub n{
  return $_ >> dx}sub _:{sub(;){(      "\x3c".(sqrt(.218_01330_1491_73
+7)/rand+oct+1e2+4x~~2)       .chr.chr 0x.99=>)[${(}].$ b.(
   (chr(-(&dx)*-25.5).chr(&dx*25.5)      .chr((ord reverse split$]=>$~
+,jerry sin$feld)
     - -(__METAL__)-"\m/"-_-"\m/"-(__METAL__)- -($!+qw^1 *&9$# @^[quot
+emeta${!}
       ]^((int exp(v6 cmp v5))              **gn::n)))x2 .$/)=>(ref*a+
+%gin).[*62
         ,*41])[$#b+3%2+hex(                   gns)],(prototype ge rea
+dpipe)[tell]}}}                           continue{printf(::_([])->((
+)),)}+cream and sugar

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