that's my approach on your nice little poem ;)
and it's runnable!

#!/usr/bin/perl
sub aNewLife {
  mkdir 'Hard' if !-d 'Hard';
  open EFFORT, ">Hard/Work.pm";
  print EFFORT "package Hard::Work; 1;";
  close EFFORT;
}

study $science;
open $doors,">","success.txt";
BEGIN {
 aNewLife;
}
use Hard::Work;
for(;;){push @me, "to a brighter future at"; last}; 
sub advice {
  do not return 2, -e$x-$girlfriend or -e$x-$boyfriend;
}
shift @yourPerspective;
exit $fear;
"don't use drugs" or die $!;
sub new {
 my $self = bless { 'by' => 'God' }; 
 return $self;
}

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In reply to Re: inspirational sudo-code? by Bogenmaas
in thread inspirational sudo-code? by perlaintdead

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