It has been a bit since i posted a poem, so i thought that my return from holiday's should be accompanied by one. here we go : 
for (enlightenment) {
    use strict;
}

for (www) {
    require 'CGI.pm';
    for (problems) {
        ! CGI.pm;
    }
}

while ('Getopt::Std' eq 'good') {
    require 'Getopt::Long' eq 'better';
}

if (my $self eq 'Over-Optimiser') {
    require 'Devel::*';
    require 'dprofpp';
    require '-d';
    require Benchmark;
    require 'head examination';
    $self->main::problem eq $self->{obsessed};
}

confession: {
    $^X eq 'patched with haikus'
              &&
    -w has been missed
              &&
    my $poetry = sub { 'standard' }
              &&
    undef($self);
       undef($self);
          undef($self);

}

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can't sleep clowns will eat me
-- MZSanford

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