Because Perl programmers are not as confidently assertive and obnoxiously aggressive nor extremely well-funded as their theologically hostile competition.

It's a literal Holy War, and the Jihad against Perl, requires an actual Crusade. Rewrite the thing in Perl. Make it better and confidently assert your superiority. Dominate the battlefield. Fight to win. Take no prisoners. Leave no survivors. Defeat the enemy and never, ever, apologize. Ruthlessly celebrate victory, FOREVER!

USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS: Perl::Dist::APPerl

In reply to Re^3: perl.social -- Perl fediverse/activitypub social network by Anonymous Monk
in thread perl.social -- Perl fediverse/activitypub social network by Discipulus

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