retarded
[ri-tahr-did] Usually Offensive.

adjective

1. characterized by a slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding
and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.

2. Slang. stupid or foolish.

Here is an idea. Don't call people with mental disabilities retarded, even though it is definition #1. Call people who don't have mental disabilities that do stupid and foolish things retarded because they need a shock to their system at that point in time.

People who get so offended by these kinds of things are not being realistic. You just aren't. We are talking about two completely different audiences here, retardo. Take that as a compliment.

In reply to Re^6: MJDs Contract Warnings - courtesy of Perlweekly by Anonymous Monk
in thread MJDs Contract Warnings - courtesy of Perlweekly by ww

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