I was giving some coworkers a brief introduction to Perl this morning, and quickly the conversation turned into plans about how to annoy one's neighbor using the awesome super-colossal powers of Perl. As monks, we have to suppress our rage, and we would never actually unleash these upon humanity, but I'm curious as to what evil *really* lurks in the hearts of my monastic brothers. This isn't a golf per se, but it's done in the spirit of "I can annoy you in 30 characters!"

So to kick it off, I can annoy you in 17 characters!

print"\a"while(1)

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(I guess one could also do `rm -rf /`, which would be pretty annoying as well.)

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In reply to (Golf... sorta) Annoy your neighbors! by patgas

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