Upon its submission to the Perl Journal Poetry Contest, this limerick was deemed too lewd for the pages of that esteemed publication! [*] Here's the poem that they don't want you to read!

* Disclaimer: Actually, KM's informal response was "Heh... I like it, but unfortunately I don't think CMP will print it :)". There was no communication from CMP regarding this poem.

Before proceeding, please be aware that this node contains language of a crude and sexual nature.

To read the limerick, select the area below. 

#!perl

$man = Man->new (from => 'Nantucket');
length($man->{dick}) and $man->suck($_);
  $man->say( do { $man->grin();
  $man->wipe($man->{chin});
if (UNIVERSAL::isa($man->{ear}, 'cunt')) { $man->fuck($_) } } );

package Man;
sub new { 'Man' }
sub AUTOLOAD { }

__END__

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
  He said with a grin
  As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."

In reply to Dirty Limerick -- Too Lewd for TPJ (Note: adult content) by chipmunk

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