My answer was that you can never really know Perl.
This being said, I have:
Read a book on Perl (many books, in fact)
Written a book on Perl (yes, written one, but, well, on Perl 6 in fact, dunno if this counts; but I have also written many large tutorials on Perl 5)
not contributed to the Perl source code (I doubt I'd be able to do so)
Debugged someone else's script (many times, including on various forums such as PM)
Played Perl Golf (yes, but only a little bit, I'm not really a great fan of that, but I like to write good concise code)
Used regular expressions to save the day (sure, a lot)
Used Perl for a certain amount of time (about 15 years by now)
Invested a certain amount of man-hours in learning Perl (sure, a fairly large amount of man-hours, most of which on my personal time)
Visited at least x Perl related events (yes, quite a number of them)
(Co)maintain at least x active (up-river) CPAN modules (well, only one)
Forgotten you were not Larry Wall (oh, no, this I can't forget)
One can never truly know Perl (yes, I think so; at least, I'm pretty sure I won't ever truly know Perl, but that does not prevent me from using it successfully)