I'm not a licensing expert but can someone fork Perl
and call it something else? Problem solved! Imagine
Perl forks, kinda like Linux distros, all bundled
up with their own notion of core modules, etc. Can
entire Linux distros be mere wrappers for applications
written in Perl? Once you can fatpack your Perl app
as a portable virtual machine running Linux the
sky's the limit. Call it whatever you want...