I'm currently gathering the necessary venture capital to start a "Covfefe" brand coffee shop chain that is going to give Starbucks a run for its money, I assure you.

Every employee has to wear a red power tie as part of their uniform of course. The small cup size option will be called "Sad", the medium will be "Deplorable", and the large will be "Yuge". First one side will come because they think it's paying homage, but just wait until Trump sues to try and get a piece of the profits or shut us down because he thinks it's an insulting parody. We'll have everything trademarked first, kick his ass in court, and all the free publicity that roles in because of it will cause our stock price to skyrocket in a very short time, stores all over the world! We'll pledge a percentage of the proceeds to "build the wall" or a percentage to "get The Donald out of office", each customer gets to "vote" where their money goes. Both sides of the political aisle will drink our coffee, one for the wall and the assumed homage, the other for the office ousting and the assumed parody.

But the truth is that it's not about politics, it's solely about profit, and we have no scruples about playing both sides for cold hard cash. Once we have grown so large that we have secured a monopoly on the world coffee market, we will demand absolute power, and those that refuse us as supreme leaders of Earth will have their caffeine supply cut off, leaving them weak and flailing, unable to resist. And THAT's how you take over the world! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! :-)

Just another Perl hooker - My clients appreciate that I keep my code clean but my comments dirty.

In reply to Re: Eventually, "covfefe" will come to mean: by perldigious
in thread Eventually, "covfefe" will come to mean: by davies

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