map's driving
map: Uhmm I think we're lost
grep & eval: We're fucking what? But you're map, you need to know the way!
map: I know, but I never mapped this area.
eval: we could greb a better guide
grep { /guide/ }
guide: hi there. Where do you want to go?
eval: We want to PerlMonk's a decent restaurant where we join hash, sin and die.
guide: ok
after an hour cruising around our three heros get nervous.
map: Uhhmm guide, are you sure you know the way?
guide: no, I don't know the PerlMonk's at all
map: Uhmmm why did you tell earlier?
guide: Oh, I thought you had eval me.

I know it could be better, but first lemme see your's

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In reply to Re: Complete the Joke II by TomK32
in thread Complete the Joke II by dws

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