#Here's something I put together for fun. I thought I'd see if anyone would like to see it and have some fun modifying it. Have fun. 
#!/usr/bin/perl


# In case of employment emergencies, execute this script.
# Written by Greg Meckes

use strict;
use LWP::UserAgent;
use HTTP::Request::Common qw(POST);
use EMERGENCY::NewJob::Search;

my $ua = new LWP::UserAgent;
my $Ask = new EMERGENCY::NewJob::Search;
my $Url = 'http://www.monster.com'; 
my $Request = 1;

if (($JobDemands + ($Boss * $PsychosisLevel)) >= $BreakingPoint) {
&GetNewJob($Url);

    if (exists $JOBS{'Dream Job'} && ($JOBS{'Dream Job'} >= $DesiredSa
+lary)) {
    $GoNow = $Ask->interview($Request);
    }
        elsif (exists $JOBS{'So So Job'} && ($JOBS{'So So Job'} >= $De
+siredSalary)) {
        $GoNow = $Ask->interview($Request);
        }
            else {
            &KillSelf;
            }
exit;
}
    else {
    &SeeShrink($BreakingPoint);
    }

sub GetNewJob {
    my @Result = $Url->content;

    my $NewResume = '/usr/local/emergency/resume.pdf';
    &UploadResume($NewResume);

    $JobToSearchFor = 'Anything Else Other Than This';
    
    my @Jobs = grep(/$JobToSearchFor/i,@Result);
    
    foreach $Job(@Jobs) {
    &ApplyNow($Job);
    }
}

sub SeeShrink {

    $BreakingPoint = shift;
    
    seek(HELP,$Advice,$Counseling);
    
    $WhatToDo = ($BreakingPoint - ($Advice + $Counseling));
    
    if ($WhatToDo <= $BreakingPoint) {
    &KillSelf;
    }
        else {
        &TakeVacation;
        }
}

sub ApplyNow {
my $Job = shift;
$SalResult = ($CurrentSalary <=> $NewJobSalary);

    if ($SalResult != 1) {
    last;
    }
        else {
        $JOBS{$Job} = $NewJobSalary;
        }
}

sub UploadResume {
my $NewResume = shift;
my $req = POST $Url, Content_Type => 'form-data',
        Content => [    file      => [$NewResume]
        ] or die &KillSelf;
my $res = $ua->request($req) or die &KillSelf;
}

sub KillSelf {
kill(1, me);
}

sub TakeVacation {
my $Savings = $Ask->withdraw('ALL');
my $Dest = 'ANYWHERE';
my $AirLine = 'ANYTHING';
my $Stay = 'INDEFINITELY';
my $Purchase = $Ask->purchase_trip($Dest,$AirLine,$Stay);
}

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